Beautiful Blob

make me choose: anonymous asked me hook’s sass or enzo’s sass?

(via hook-found-emma)

impishtubist:

shadowstep-of-bast:

tomhiddllestop:

IF YOU LOVE WRITING BUT DON’T HAVE THE INSPIRATION FOR A 10-PART BOOK SAGA YOU SHOULD TAKE A LOOK AT THIS SITE

IT’S INCREDIBLY HELPFUL AND CAN FOR INSTANCE GENERATE TOPICS AND FIRST LINES, CONTAINS LOADS OF EXERCISES AND YOU CAN FIND PLENTY OF WRITING TIPS.

BLESS YOU I LOVE YOU OH MY GODS I’VE NEEDED THIS

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE?

(Source: noshitloki, via bradfordnights)

frattyhealy:

hello everyone and welcome to a very painful masterpost of all the best zarry moments aka the cause of my death

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well there’s too many to even count so let’s get started shall we?

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verylittlebird:


this is the sort of web content i am looking to see every day

verylittlebird:

this is the sort of web content i am looking to see every day

(via nakedhoran)

cheese3d:

i think i can accurately say that i can crush a man’s head with my thighs

(via mermaidlago0n)

emmyandsuch:

This is the line that has gotten me through life.

emmyandsuch:

This is the line that has gotten me through life.

(Source: octopussoir-, via alotlikediana)

“The reason women are turning you down for casual sex seems to be that, for one thing, a lot of you are calling them sluts afterward. Also, a lot of you aren’t bothering to try to be good in bed.”

Terri Conley, professor of psychology and women’s studies at the University of Michigan ( link )

Whew Jesus! THIS!

(via thatprettymvthafvcka)

Yep! They get off, don’t satisfy us and then have the nerve to call us a slut. That’s that shit I don’t.

(via blackgirlsparadise)

(via mermaidlago0n)

“If a guy wants to be with a girl, he will make it happen, no matter what. So trust me when I say if a guy is treating you like he doesn’t give a shit, he genuinely doesn’t give a shit. No exceptions.”
— He’s Just Not That Into You (via allforthemems)

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urbies:

lemonadeleathers:

aloneveganreed:

callmekitto:

internetfeet:

People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t

Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”

And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”

THIS EXPLAINS THE DIFFERENCE 40x BETTER THAN MY ENTIRE SEVENTH GRADE SEX ED CLASS.

Omfg

goodbye friends i am gone and I AM TAKING EVERYTHING WITH ME

Now I know.

(via mermaidlago0n)

itsnotflirting:

man more people need to join the fucking bedroom fandom

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i mean look at this shit. 

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it’s bunk beds and a little desk. 

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a motherfucking aquarium!

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shit it’s like noah’s ark in the fucking ceiling

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look how modern this shit is

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it’s like three rooms in one

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you could get a boat and sing fucking phantom of the opera and then just climb in bed.

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I will man this damn fandom by myself if I have too

(Source: itsnotflirting, via mermaidlago0n)

"Your discomfort is a cross I’m willing to bear"

(Source: smilingswan, via hook-found-emma)

guiltyhipster:

Girls get mocked for liking high heels and lipstick. Girls get mocked for liking sports. Girls get mocked for liking tea and books. Girls get mocked for liking comics books and video games. Girls get mocked for liking math and science. Girls get mocked for liking boys. Girls get mocked for liking girls. Girls get mocked for liking both. What the fuck are we supposed to like? Water? Air? Come on, tell me. I’m dying to know. 

(via nakedhoran)

vickyvicarious:

divinethedivine:

this-too-too-sullied-flesh:

ouat s4 theory: elizabeth mitchell will play the real snow queen, and milah’s sister
yo, this ties in beautifully with my star wars captain swan theory
i’m going off of that article that came out from eweekly with adam & eddie.
hear me out:
every seasonal villain on the show has had something in common: henry. they’re all related to him somehow. milah is his paternal grandmother, and we know almost nothing about her origin story. 
we know that e.mitch’s character has ties to both arendelle and the enchanted forest. it’s not a stretch to imagine she and milah are sisters and that maybe one of the sisters mirrored gold’s transformation to darkness, hers being awesome ice bitch instead of dark bitch.
frozen's big theme is sisterly love; we saw the opposite of that with regina/zelena. 
so… the sisterly love between anna/elsa parallel gives way to the sisterly love between the snow queen avenging the death of her sister, milah. she comes to storybrooke to exact revenge on the arbiter of her death- milah’s husband, the dark one. we do not give up on those we love, even unto death.
the parallel is beautiful- someone else coming to storybrooke to seek vengeance against rumpelstiltskin just as hook has allowed his own similar feelings to abate in favor of finding real true love.
speaking of which, that’s another great parallel- as a bonus, the snow queen gets to play with the man who led her sister astray- by freezing and mounting him in her ice palace, thus enacting my star wars theory in which emma-leia the bounty hunter will have to save her pirate-smuggler.
this show loves its parallels, and i have myself convinced this is a sound theory.
thanks to divinethedivine for the above pic and for talking it out with me! feel free to punch holes in my theory, i’m just really excited about it, even if it’s not true.

I would also add that a Snow Queen/sister of Milah would also seek vengeance with not just Rumple for killing Milah and with Killian leading Milah astray, but also with Emma for being Milah’s replacement.
OUAT is very careful with casting actors that look like family.
This casting is not an accident.

They did have the Milah lookalike wench in the past recently too, maybe to remind us of her in preparation?
Also, this would be a sort of forced confrontation with one of the worst deeds of his past for Rumple - the senseless killing of an innocent (at least in that situation; she was kinda a pirate) woman. He’d be confronted about it maybe even in front of his current love. This would both mirror the situation with Regina and Marian and Robin, and also cause more problems with Belle when she learns about what really happened to Zelena in addition to this.

vickyvicarious:

divinethedivine:

this-too-too-sullied-flesh:

ouat s4 theory: elizabeth mitchell will play the real snow queen, and milah’s sister

yo, this ties in beautifully with my star wars captain swan theory

i’m going off of that article that came out from eweekly with adam & eddie.

hear me out:

every seasonal villain on the show has had something in common: henry. they’re all related to him somehow. milah is his paternal grandmother, and we know almost nothing about her origin story. 

we know that e.mitch’s character has ties to both arendelle and the enchanted forest. it’s not a stretch to imagine she and milah are sisters and that maybe one of the sisters mirrored gold’s transformation to darkness, hers being awesome ice bitch instead of dark bitch.

frozen's big theme is sisterly love; we saw the opposite of that with regina/zelena. 

so… the sisterly love between anna/elsa parallel gives way to the sisterly love between the snow queen avenging the death of her sister, milah. she comes to storybrooke to exact revenge on the arbiter of her death- milah’s husband, the dark one. we do not give up on those we love, even unto death.

the parallel is beautiful- someone else coming to storybrooke to seek vengeance against rumpelstiltskin just as hook has allowed his own similar feelings to abate in favor of finding real true love.

speaking of which, that’s another great parallel- as a bonus, the snow queen gets to play with the man who led her sister astray- by freezing and mounting him in her ice palace, thus enacting my star wars theory in which emma-leia the bounty hunter will have to save her pirate-smuggler.

this show loves its parallels, and i have myself convinced this is a sound theory.

thanks to divinethedivine for the above pic and for talking it out with me! feel free to punch holes in my theory, i’m just really excited about it, even if it’s not true.

I would also add that a Snow Queen/sister of Milah would also seek vengeance with not just Rumple for killing Milah and with Killian leading Milah astray, but also with Emma for being Milah’s replacement.

OUAT is very careful with casting actors that look like family.

This casting is not an accident.

They did have the Milah lookalike wench in the past recently too, maybe to remind us of her in preparation?

Also, this would be a sort of forced confrontation with one of the worst deeds of his past for Rumple - the senseless killing of an innocent (at least in that situation; she was kinda a pirate) woman. He’d be confronted about it maybe even in front of his current love. This would both mirror the situation with Regina and Marian and Robin, and also cause more problems with Belle when she learns about what really happened to Zelena in addition to this.

(via hook-found-emma)