Beautiful Blob

another-cloudy-day:

ifunnyws:

Jonah Hill & Morgan Freeman

One of my favorite celebrity interviews ever.

(via kingsleyyy)

tablespoons:

loling-in-the-deep:

imagine if your name was a swear word

motherfucker can you please come down to the office

omg at first i thought u meant like ur name was used as a swear word 

shut the brittany up go chris yourself

(Source: officialswagmom, via liamjpayne-o)

somethingfangirly:

dreamer-held-captive:

puppet-not-master:

I will rip off your limbs and hit you with them

True friendship at it’s prime. 

You have gone blind and want cereal

somethingfangirly:

dreamer-held-captive:

puppet-not-master:

I will rip off your limbs and hit you with them

True friendship at it’s prime. 

You have gone blind and want cereal

(via mermaidlago0n)

glitterobservatory:

theilllestvillain:

waveofemotions:

I NEVER WANT THIS POST TO END

SAME

the second pic of the elephant and dog though. holy crap that’s graceful

(Source: innocenttmaan, via mermaidlago0n)

fart-to-me:

hoodvale:
This post always slaps me in the face

fart-to-me:

hoodvale:

This post always slaps me in the face

(Source: stresscomic, via deerstagram)

“Sex is not the climax of a relationship, pardon the pun, but those moments at 2am when you wake up to her lips on your lips, her sleep-heavy body lying across yours, knowing the world is asleep whilst you move together, calling to a god that neither of you believe in… those moments are what I live for.”
— (via im-simply-me)

(Source: lilith-not-eve, via lust-love-and-dirtythoughts)

captain—kitten:

I told you I know how to plan an evening…

captain—kitten:

I told you I know how to plan an evening…